The audience made themselves heard when it was Kim Kardashian’s turn to roast the American football star.
At the weekend, the stage was set for Netflix’s version of The roast of the kingdom alias The Greatest Roast of All Time – this time with former quarterback Tom Brady as guest of honour.
Here, Kim Kardashian was among those selected to come up with some humorous jabs at the 46-year-old. Admittedly, the mother of four was not only met with wild cheers from the audience when it was her turn to fire.
As tonight’s host Kevin Hart introduces Kim Kardashian, the crowd applauds as she strolls onto the stage.
But as she begins to speak, the response changes.
– Thank you, Kevin. I know people make fun of your height, the 42-year-old begins, before stopping as a result of the deafening boo.
The victim of the prank she just got started alias Kevin Hart finds herself having to calm the situation down.
– Woah, woah, woah, woah, he says from his seat.
Kimberly, on the other hand, is not swayed by the stick, but smiles and laughs until the audience calms down before she finally delivers her punchline.
– Okay, Kevin. I know people make fun of your height, but what people don’t know is that you’re also pretty mean. So that makes you the smallest black dick I’ve ever seen, she finishes before firing at the guest of honor herself.
From here on out, Kim “artigpetra” Kardashian’s jokes are mostly just met with laughter.
See the clip below.
Besides Kim, there were also several famous faces present to toast the former American football player.
This included Bert Kreischer, Tom Segura, Nikki Glaser, Andrew Schulz, Tony Hinchcliffe, Sam Jay and Jeff Ross, among others.
One of the jokes the latter had in store, however, was mostly made for Tom Brady.
– So Tom became a Patriot and moved to New England, and on his first day of training camp, the rookie famously walked into owner Robert Kraft’s office and said, “I’m the best decision your organization has ever made. Do you want a massage?” jokes Jeff Ross.
Briefly explained: The American quarterback played for the New England Patriots from 2000 to 2019. In the same year, i.e. 2019, the team’s owner Robert Kraft was one of several who were charged and investigated for having bought sex at a massage parlor in Florida. This was part of a larger investigation into sex trafficking via massage parlors in the state. The charges were eventually dropped when the court blocked prosecutors from using a secret surveillance video from the salon, which allegedly proved that Robert bought sex.
Before Jeff can continue, Tom runs up to the podium and says something to him.
– Don’t say that crap again, he says.
Watch the clip below.
Towards the end of the evening, it’s Tom Brady’s turn to catch up.
He also has a roast in store for Kanye West’s ex-wife.
– I know that Kim was terrified to be here tonight. Not because of this, but because the children are at home with their father.
However, the mother of four seems to be taking it well. At least she’s smiling nicely.
The entire roast can be streamed on Netflix now.
